Jeffrey Dispatch: VOLCANA PAPAYA, GUATEMALA

It appears that a dispatch from Central America Bureau Correspondent Jeffrey was previously lost in the ether.



26 April 2005
VOLCÁN PACAYA, Guatemala

A snippet from the Central America Lonely Planet:

"Volcán Pacaya (2552m) attracts the most tourists and the most
bandits. The situation is improving, however, since each group is now
accompanied by a security guard (little comfort when he turns out to
be prepubescent)."

Or, as in my case, when the security guard turns out to be a dog.
Yesterday I ventured to the top of Volcán Pacaya. We started out with
2 armed guards but they only took us to the trail head. The rest of
the way we were accompanied by a dog who knew the volcano better than
any other dog out there. Give this bitch a treat and she might carry
your day pack for you.

I am happy to say that with her expert guidance I made it to the top
without being raped or robbed. I was able to enjoy the spewing lava
with peace of mind. Thanks, little dog.