Greetings, Friends!

The holiday season is upon us, so we thought it time to introduce ourself and our blog, blue skies forever. Since this is our inaugural post, and since inaugurations usually feature poems by poets laureate, we have invited our poet laureate, Science Man, to deliver a poem he wrote specifically for this occasion. So, without further ado, here is Science Man:

[applause]


Hair Traps Odors
by Science Man

Who? What? When? Where?
Dirty water, dirty air.
Acts of sodom, stinky bottom.
Grab a razor; shave it bare.